Top Definition
A rank rump fed apple john, a person who has no regard for his or her own bodily smell or behavior. A pumpion generally makes an ass of themselves in every social situation and makes snide comments like calling overweight people 'blimps' or 'zepplins'. Despite all of a pumpions drawbacks a pumpion is necessary for a great time at every part due to the fact that they always end up doing some pumpion act and everyone gets to laugh at them.
-Why the hell is that guy shotgunning a 2 dollar box of wine?
-Dont worry about him, hes just the village pumpion.
by Alex Westmore May 17, 2007
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