Pulling A Madeline  

A creepy Girl who Stalks and or is Psycho over a certain male, and does such acts as walking crazy, stealing bits of his hair, spying on him, and does things that are not normal after a break up. these girls are to be avoided and marked as crazy bitches.

Dude i broke up with Sarah the other day and she is totaling Pulling A Madeline .

Pulling A Madeline by Trevor Scene April 24, 2007

Pulling a Madeline 

Shoving something up your ass until it bleeds

I’m really bored in math, I think I’m gonna pull a Madeline on this super-sharp pencil.

Pulling a Madeline really hurts

Pulling a Madeline by 69tatusyu87 November 16, 2021

pulling a madeleine 

A state of the art escape mechanism when one finds themselves in sticky situations.

To perform, you can do one of the following:

a) barrel rolling out of a window (make sure it's not more than one story)
b) run away at a good pace as if you were winning a race
c) run away at a jogger's pace
d) run away as if your life depended on it, as if an angry dog was chasing you or you were being pursued by law enforcement.

* the fourth recommendation is strongly suggested *

Girl 1: um, do you just want to take a nap, or should we do something else?
Boy 1: i know what we can DO, but lemme take a shower first...
Girl 1: ok, go do that
(Boy 1 leaves, making a perfect get away)
(Girl 1 grabs all her stuff, runs out the door, and is never seen again)
(Boy 1 comes out of the shower) Boy 1: aw, man! That's what you call pulling a madeleine!

pulling a madeleine by Queen Mildred November 22, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016