pupoliguatd 

Put your pussy lips on live i'll give you a thousad dollas

If you wanna make some money Put your pussy lips on live i'll give you a thousand dollars pupoliguatd

pupoliguatd by Maria Davis November 10, 2020

Pujols 

The best player in all of baseball. He can hit for average, power, and can draw a ridiculous amount of walks. He is also a good fielder, and one of the few remaining good clean players left.

Pujols is also the homophone for the word "poo-holes"

Balls Deep: selects Alex Rodriguez with the 1st overall pick...
Pitchers and Catchers: Haha fucking idiot took A-Roid over "M V Pujols". What a shit tard!

Albert Pujols likes to stick his weiner in the ladies poo-holes.

Pujols by SKYYGUYY March 29, 2009

Pujolsesque 

Verb: Doing so well that you stand out high above others. To be Pujolsesque you must be in the top 5% in of whatever you are doing.

Slumps are allowed but shall last for less than 1 week.

Johnny: "I'm have a great sales week. My numbers are great."
Jesse: "That's Pujolsesque!"

Pujolsesque by an old lady September 4, 2009

pujols 

Amazing first baseman for the St. Louis Cardinals. Only player in MLB history to start his career with three seasons of hitting .300 with 30 homers, 100 rbi, and 100 runs scored. Could end up as one of the best hitters ever.

Albert Pujols is sick.

pujols by Dewey August 1, 2004

Puyol 

It's the name of the soccer player from Spain who headed a nice goal against Germany in the World Cup 2010 Finals. It can be used as a verb to mean giving it your ALL, to rally, to push hard. This Puyol goal was AMAZING and this should become a verb. His goal was the only one in the game and put Spain in the Finals!

I was so tired but puyoled myself together and puyoled a sprint at the end of the race.

OR

I was trying to defend myself but he was puyoling (hard). *here, hard is just a big underlining. It is almost redundant because to puyol is to push hard anyway!

Puyol by fuckyoubuddy July 9, 2010

pujols 

the best pure hitter in baseball that DOESNT use steriods *cough* barry bonds jason giambi and gary sheffield. also a good fielder

pujols is gonna win the mvp

pujols by stlsportsfan April 7, 2005

Albert Pujols 

One of the Greatest players in Major League Baseball currently, if not the greatest. Is often compared to Ted Williams and Joe Dimaggio for his amazing success through his first five years. Is having yet another great year this year, and set the April home run record, with 14 homers. Could very well break many records before his career is said and done, if he stays healthy. A much more popular player than Barry Bonds, who is hated throughout the media and fanbase for his attitude and his possible use of steroids.

Albert Pujols hit three home runs in one game against the Reds, including a walkoff homerun. Then Barry Bonds tried to be like Pujols and struck out 4 times.

Albert Pujols by Pujols005 May 14, 2006