Top Definition
A large clump of fecal matter which, when excreted, will stretch the the rectum for a few hours before returning to its natural size.
person 1: Hey jim you wanna play football
Person 2: no i cant, this puffin shmud has got me shitting my bowels out...
#puffin #shmud #poo #turd #rectum
by zXDRaGuNoVXz December 14, 2012
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