Pudgy 34

You can no longer tell me you’re not a dork because now you are literally the definition of one. Pudgy 34 is used against people that have extremely rare brain condition that forbids them from telling the truth and are lazy, lame, stupid and basic to a degree that's not even imaginable.

Damn. You're exactly like Pudgy 34

by warrior of truth June 15, 2023

cage-pudgie

A cage-pudgie is the bulge in a guy's pants caused by wearing a cock cage.

For No-Nut-November, I had to wear a chastity device, and I had a cage-pudgie all month!

by eda-skip November 30, 2021

repugnantly pudgy

so pudgy to the extent that it could be called repugnant.

you are repugnantly pudgy.

by dann January 17, 2003

pudgy pie

The act of using fruit pie filling as lube for butt fucking someone, while simultaneously branding both their ass cheeks with a red hot iron.

Dude I heard Patton got pudgy pied so hard by Quade last night.

by leagueofsuperbestfriends July 23, 2015

Pudgy panda

Someone who used to work out a lot but now just has flabs instead of abs

Arnold Schwarzenegger is becoming a pudgy panda.

by Bulletproofhobi August 2, 2015

Pudgy Simpson

When a man inserts 3 sticks of butter into a woman's bum, covers her in maple leaves, and politely asks her to recite the Gettysburg Address.

"Yo man. Did you Tap that chick last night?" "Yeah dude. She totally did the Pudgy Simpson. It was both arousing and historical."

by Pudge Person April 15, 2009

Pudgy Slam

The action of two obese homosexual males inserting their genitals inside each of their navels. The position this usually takes place during is the classic 6to9 position that most females enjoy during lesbian sexual intercourse. (Basically, two fat guys shove their dicks into the other guy's bellybutton.)

Person 1: Dude, apparently Bob and some other guy pudgy slammed each other!
Person 2: Wait... WTF HOW DO YOU KNO- shh...... Don't tell anyone... Damn I'm going to slam him harder tonight...

by Run2DaCurry July 19, 2011