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pud pullin' monkey fucker 

A sick little bastard that hides out under the bleachers at any given school event for the sole purpose of fucking the team mascot, but is glad to give a little back by giving him the reach around completely free of charge.
Bob: Hey, where's our team mascot, Funky the spunky monkey?
Dave:I dunno. Hope he didn't get bagged by that pud pullin' monkey fucker.
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PUFFUCKERY 

To supply meth in return for outragous and impromptu sexual acts in places such as hotels high rise apartments..carparks ,
kinky couple looking for another person for some naughty( puffuckery
PUFFUCKERY by JJRidds February 25, 2015

pudrucker 

an individual who rucks the pud.
"That 60 Gnome Mage destroyed me in Warsong! What a pudrucker..."
pudrucker by amatsu August 1, 2006

pudfucker 

One who likes big women, and likes to fuck them.
"I seen your wife. She is a big, big woman. You is a pudfucker my man."
pudfucker by Wizards Sleeve July 18, 2006

pugfucker 

Some one you want to slap
Damn it pugnugget you are such a pugfucker
pugfucker by Pugnugget October 27, 2023

Pupfucker 

When a Call of Duty player calls canines and follows them in order to score a kill.
Dude, that dumbass camper got dogs and was a total Pupfucker
Pupfucker by Tsukuyomimaster September 11, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026