noun; adolescent between the ages of 13-15 who fancies themselves a "punk" or "rebel" for listening to one or more of the following bands: Green Day, Blink-182, Simple Plan, Sum 41, etc.
14-year-old Haley was the epitome of a pseudo-punk rockian: she wore her warped tour t-shirt and vans with pride, walking the halls of her suburban highschool with an unwarranted sense of musical superiority.
by SirStubbleton July 9, 2013