Pseudo Gangsta 

Someone who wants to be a Gangsta, but can´t be one cuz he´s a loser.

Yeah look at my 10 silva chainz and my ganxta blings. Yeah do u see my ringz? GOLD rings! 24k GOLD ringz! Yeah! My favourite song? U r asking for my favourite song? IN DA CLUB! what? who´s the rapper that rapped it? DAMN! 4 o´clock! MAN! I GOT A FIGHT AT 10 past 4!!! where? no time to explain! Lets meet at the Club at midnight.
Explanation: This guy is a pseudo gangsta.
He doesn´t know who rapped his favourite song.
So this isn´t his favourite song.
He imitates it. He listens to pop music.
He buys lots of cheap pseudo-blings.
He pretends he has to go to a fight.
He lies. He has to go home cuz his mum
doesn´t allow him staying out so long.
He won´t meet u at a club at midnight, next
time when u see him he´ll say he was at the
hospital or he was sick.

Pseudo Gangsta by rrrRRrrrrRRRrrrRRrrRr April 24, 2006

Proto-pseudo-gangster 

A gentlemen whose social and communal tendencies gyrate around the general ambivalence of others regarding whether he truly is a finger-popping gangster simply at the beginning of his intricate development or a confused boy with no self identification simply mix-and matching factions that should be foreign to him with those that you would expect him to embrace.

Oh! that silly gentlemen of color, look at him thick ironic black framed spectacles and flat silver trousers 'round his knees drenched in cheap cologne and failure,...what a proto-pseudo-gangster!

Proto-pseudo-gangster by Eisenach May 27, 2012

Pseudo-ghetto gangster

A douche bag, particularly white, trying to look, act, or talk like they are from the ghetto or as if they are a gangster of some kind. Over-sized shirts, baggy gym pants or jeans, nike's with sandals and overall douchebaggery is a symptom of being a pseudo-ghetto gangster.

Did you see Eminem last night?
Yeah, he's a pseudo-ghetto gangster

Pseudo-ghetto gangster by Kiafayce September 7, 2010

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016