One crazy city to live in whether you a thug, college kid, or A fuckin granny. Rival City with Boston. A few reason why:
The Boston vs Providence Rivalry began when a few bitches from the Bean hailing from "The Point" came down to Chalkie a.k.a Chalkstone Ave at a House party. These beantown "thugs" received love fROm everyone in Providence until after a few bottles of Bacardi 151 they started talkin shit about the city. 2hours later when the party died down 3 disguised men in ski masks broke the door down and pulled out one .40 cal a .99 pistol and the other shit looked like a .88. Anyways, the bean town sissies caused everyone to get into deep shit because of their shit talking and lost their gold chains and bosotn red sox fitted hats.
After such a sad attempt to prove their thug-ness the shit talkin began and people started gettin hurt.And its gonna keep goin on till they admit that Boston a city with 500,000 is sadly Least G then Providence in all Aspects. So basically you coming to providence and youre not from there DONT START TALKING SHIT CAUSE IT LOOK LIKE A CHILL SPOT(WHICH IT CAN BE) BUT WHEN YOU START TALKIN SHIT THE BATS AND GATS COME OUT, AND TRUST ME LITTLE 8YR OLD DOMINICAN RUGRATS RUNNING AORUND WITH SEMI-AUTOS.
And dont even start with that "Ayo B's up C's up blah blah blah" Go to fuckin southside or Westend and run that shit. You comin to mothafuckin Chad Brown projects aka Admiral Terrace or Mount Hope you gettin your ass beat and you walkin home in your underpants.And i aint no online thug but if you think I am try us bitch.
Someone not From Providence (Prob Boston)-AYO CHECK THIS FUCK PROVIDENCE *KNOCKS OVER A GARBAGE CAN* YA'LL A BUNCH OF BITCHES YOU AINT NO GANGSTAS
Providence Street kid-Oh yeah? Ayo hold my Pepsi nigga, YO HOLD IT *Pulls out semi-auto pistol*
Not from Providence-YO I GOT THIS *Pulls out boxcutter*
Providence kid-YOU BRING A KNIFE TO A GUN FIGHT? *BAM BAM BAM* TELL YOUR BOYS NOT TO COME THRU...OH WAIT YOU DEAD.
Not From Providence-*mutters out* bitch
Providence kid-I HEARD THAT NIGGA.
Home of Brown University (the only thing NYC socialites know the state for, due to rich college bound kids), RISD (thus the crazy shit on telephone poles and insanely dressed thayer's street shoppers), Providence Place Mall (where all Rhode Islanders have, at least, been), Federal Hill (a special place with excellent food and well done jobs), and a river flowing with acid waste and occasionally water-fire, among other fabulous Rhode Island-y things.
Let's go to Providence tommorow.
The capital of Rhode Island. Kind of like the illegitimate lovechild of Boston, LA, and the Soviet Union.
Bad part of town: Southside
Person A: I'm from Providence.
Person B: Oh, really? *clutches wallet*
Home of the Italian mob (note the numerous "Free Buddy Cianci!" shirts worn by college students in the city), Brown University (the ugly stepchild of the Ivy League- where you can graduate taking all classes pass/fail), RISD (which somehow managed to out-Brown Brown University), Providence College (where the kids their take more pride in their BAC than their GPA), Federal Hill (great Italian food- a good side benefit of the Italian mob), Providence Place Mall (funded by the mob, like everything else in this city), and lots and lots and lots of 'hood. There is no middle ground in Providence- you're either in a rich neighborhood or the projects. Oh, and waterfire is pretty cool.
Person A- So, where are you from?
Person B- Providence.
Person A- Oh, you mean Boston's runt cousin?
Person B- Yeah, except the mobsters still run our town.
The beastin' capital of Rhode Island that's (still) run by the mob where you can be shot, stabbed, grab some Dell's, watch the polluted river be lit on fire, go to college, and buy rims.
The phrases you'll most hear in Providence are ... "I know a guy .." "Yea, it fell off the back of a truck." "Walking on cobblestones wouldn't be so hard if I wasn't drunk." "Oh, shit ! The popo's !" - haha nobody says the last one.
It's a kickass town and nothing compares to it.
Suck on that Boston.
*Outsider drives into Providence*
outsider: "hello, i'm from greenwhich - what's that giant pineapple ?"
p-town local: "that's federal hill. dont go up tha if ya dont at least look italian."
outsider: "why thank you. what's that your drinking ?"
p-town local: "just some dell's - with some absolut. mostly absolut."
outsider: well, now, umm ... is the river on FIRE !?!?"
p-town local: "huh. oh yea, it is. thats normal."
outsider: "is that a trannie ?!?!?"
p-town local: "yea. thats normal too."
welcome to p-town.
Capital of Rhode Island, cool place to be, alot of people have fucked up definitions of providence. Each end has rich parts and poor parts, yes even the south side. You can be with yuppies, hippies, college kids, old people and gays on college hill-part of east side and go 4 blocks over to pleasant st. where u can still here gunshots every now and then. Most people who think they're going to get shot or robbed by driving in providence are from surrounding towns or out of state and are usually scared of what they dont understand. rhode island is full of white kids who are open minded for the most part, but are scared of the city because they have households that have alot of prejudice. Like white kids who have black friends in school, but dont hang with them on the weekends, and listen to hip-hop music and/or dress in that style. But wont have them over their house. The parents are like that too especially the farther into the sticks you go. They don't mind they're son having a black friend, but their daughter better not come home with a black boyfriend. Dumb shit like that. Theres not alot of evil hatred and racism, but there is a good amount of prejudice, mainly due to the people's own ignorance. But they'll never say it to your face. But providence is like any other city, you have good parts and bad parts, but unlike real bad ghettos in other states, PROVIDENCE IS STILL QUIET AT NIGHT! theres only 20 murders a year...more...
-The Largest City in Rhode Island with 175000 people
-Downcity/Waterfire and the Mall is pretty nice
-The Present Mayor is Gay while the former one was corrupt
-Everywhere besides downtown and eastside is out of bounds, you really have no buissness there unless u live there, visiting someone, or going somewhere.
* Heres the reason you dont wanna go to the wrong neighboorhood
-Its also a very diverse city with over half the population spanish
-Home of the 1999, 2000, 2001 Gravity Games
-Overall if your from out of town there is plenty of things to do down city; just dont venture off to a bad area
Little Kid: Mommy can we go 2 the Providence Place Mall
Mom: Yes as long as you can help read the highway signs, I dont wanna take the wrong exit and be in the wrong neighboorhood.
Little Kid: I think we will be better off By going to the Warwick Mall
~a punk city aka the capital of rhode island... with nothing but pussies... where all the people there are bostons bitches. where new bedford people go on the weekend to run shit and hold it down... even tho they leave cause the city to crappy and gross to run on a daily basis... everyone there is all talk it is known in many new england cities as the "snitch city"... the city in which they swear they're tougher than boston, new bedford,fall river, and all 3 are at least badder in every way...
Person A(From Providence):that kid from beantown aint shit. I dare Him To Get In My face... puh
Person B(From Boston): What'd Yah Say? Punk-Ass Nigga?
Person A: (Scared Timid Voice) Nothing :'(
Person B: I Thought So... *Walks Away Like A Boss*