Protit

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The term used when a woman whips out a titty to distract and or hide her bullshit argument/ Lack of personality

-Hey where's my sandwich?

-Make your own damn sandwich

-I will as soon as you get off that ass and do something around the house.

-.........

-protit-

.......

so is that a maybe on the sandwich?

Protit by RE360 April 4, 2011

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Profitate

It has the same meaning as profit, to gain from, with its use intended for dramatic flair. Quoted from Preach, part of the Youtube channel Aba & Preach.

When a person puts you in the Friendzone because it's convenient, they profitate from your being in the Friendzone.

Profitate by kameHouse May 12, 2020

Related Words

ProTITS • Protithesis • Protitious • Protitude • protitute • protituter • PROFIT! • Prostithot • promit • Pratiti

proditiophobia

The fear of being betrayed by someone you love

He suffers from proditiophobia. This is why he never makes friends

proditiophobia by doom overlord January 25, 2015

not-for-profitute

A person who often has sex out of charity or pity in spite of having insufficient sexual attraction. The not-for-profitute often feels like they ought to have been payed, but refuse to receive payment as their sexual performance is a gift of charity.

"Kev, dude. Your face is glowing; what's good man?"
"Man, I dicked Brittney last night. She's like a 10. I'm like sexy and I never even knew."
"I hate to break this to you Kev, but Brittney's a not-for-profitute."
"Oh. Dude, I'm not even mad though. Her tits were bouncin'."

not-for-profitute by ViHelena April 23, 2017

prostitary

Secretary doing sexual favours to her boss for money, gifts, etc... Hybride of 2 words: secretary and prostitute. Some use secretute for this matter

Well, let"s start from my sweetie eversmiling prostitary (Boris Boston)

prostitary by mzu December 23, 2008

prostitoad

An unusually fat and ugly hooker.

Wow! You mean Miss Thing is a prostitoad? I'm surprised she can GIVE it away.

prostitoad by Cuntoleezza Rice January 31, 2007

Prostitoy

A boy with too much makeup and too little clothes. (See Prostitot except a boy)

Scott put on his assless chaps and went out to play on the swings to pick up men. Fuckin prostitoy...

Prostitoy by TheTamboureenz October 28, 2010

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026