Skip to main content

Prowankinating 

Like procrastinating yet involving masturbation. Instead of doing the work you set out to do you decide to wank.
Johnny: Pete, were you prowankinating last night?

Pete: Yeh, couldn't be bothered with the work so wanked instead.
Prowankinating by Pete616 June 18, 2011
Related Words

protaskinate

To perform non-essential but somewhat productive tasks to avoid the real work you should be doing
I didn't feel like doing my taxes so I protaskinated by sorting through my junk mail.
protaskinate by gonepostal42 April 2, 2010

protaskinating 

Completing many low level, unimportant or "busywork" tasks while avoiding or procrastinating on an important task.
I've been protaskinating on my taxes all week, but my apartment has never been cleaner!
protaskinating by TerryDinTO December 20, 2010

Hentai Protangonistitis 

A certain medical condition where a person has no eyes, but inadvertently gains superpowers: the known side effects are harems, lustful personalities, and Yandere actions: it’s a blessing to most onlookers.
The man across the street has been blessed with Hentai Protangonistitis
Protecting and attacking at the same time meaning your attacking something but protecting yourself at the same time.
I must protack
protack by DBONE765 November 21, 2018
Another name for a ladys arse,bottom,trumper.
1, Cor blimey look at the Giant pootanks on her .

2, She looks fit ,yeh but look at her pootanks there massive.
pootanks by E stop yed May 10, 2008