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Prowankinating
Like procrastinating yet involving masturbation. Instead of doing the work you set out to do you decide to wank.
Johnny: Pete, were you prowankinating last night?
Pete: Yeh, couldn't be bothered with the work so wanked instead.
Pete: Yeh, couldn't be bothered with the work so wanked instead.
Prowankinating by Pete616 June 18, 2011
Related Words
Protank • protanki • pootanks • pootanky • probankle • Progank • protack • Protackto • Protanamous • protancreous
protaskinate
protaskinate by gonepostal42 April 2, 2010
protaskinating
Completing many low level, unimportant or "busywork" tasks while avoiding or procrastinating on an important task.
protaskinating by TerryDinTO December 20, 2010
Hentai Protangonistitis
A certain medical condition where a person has no eyes, but inadvertently gains superpowers: the known side effects are harems, lustful personalities, and Yandere actions: it’s a blessing to most onlookers.
Hentai Protangonistitis by Caramel_is_scrumptious October 4, 2019
pootanks
1, Cor blimey look at the Giant pootanks on her .
2, She looks fit ,yeh but look at her pootanks there massive.
2, She looks fit ,yeh but look at her pootanks there massive.
pootanks by E stop yed May 10, 2008
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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