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Prostifume

Perfume, worn by a female, that has a strong, cheap scent. Usually the female will wear it in access making it possible to smell from quite a distance. Prostifume has varying scents yet they all tend to smell very alike.
Hugh: "Man, you smell that?"
Jerry: "Do I ever, that chick reaks of prostifume"
Hugh: "I'm getting a headache, lets get out of here"

Prostityte

A slang word for prosititute. A ditzy slutbag hoeface.
Marguth is a prostityte
Prostityte by margooth February 12, 2009

Prostifarian 

A hooker from the Caribean who probably has pubic dreds.
Look at that prostifarian her dreds are blocking her nips! Gross!
Prostifarian by GRICH2310 October 5, 2013

prostifruit 

There's so many prostifruits hopefully I can get some head
prostifruit by Koolkidwoody January 16, 2018

Prostifune 

Noun: A prostitute's funeral.
May be applied to any funeral denomination or tradition. Generally attended by the friends, family, and co-workers of the deceased prostitute. Attire is generally skanky at best, and black or dark colours are traditionally encouraged.
"I have to get this black cocktail dress altered for Cinnamon's prostifune on Saturday. It's not short enough."
Prostifune by othuaidh January 27, 2019

prostifriend 

The act of paying someone to be your friend. Can be with money, trips, favors, homework help anything.
person 1: Ya Mike over there, he is Jen's prostifriend. She always brings him donuts in the morning so that he will hang out with her.
prostifriend by Sauceboss11 February 13, 2014
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briefcake 

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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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