Prophylaxatives

A two in one contraceptive device (condom) that also loosens the stool and induces bowl movement.

He ran out to get some condoms, and I said, bring a little extra money so you can buy something for your constipation. That's when he told me about Prophylaxatives.

by Hollywoodgirltv.com January 25, 2011

prophylax

To prevent pregnancy by using a prophylactic device.

You should prophylax if you don't want to procreate!

by lectured_retarded April 14, 2010