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A prophet of Kukubirdism, a religion of peace that worships the Kukubird Lord(One and only God).
The highest position in Kukubirdism, followed by Sub-Prophet.
A holy person who carries out the orders of the Kukubird Lord.
Jerry:Prophey is here! Quick, bow down before him!
Tom:who is what?
Prophey"For I'm Prophey, I command that all underage circimcisions are illegal and is punishable by removal of limbs and reproductive organs without anesthesia on persons involved except the victim"
Tom:God, this is so beautiful...I repent! I repent! I hurt my baby forgive me please! *Collapses on the ground crying*
Prophey:It's okay, your will to repent un-sins you.
by Prophey November 03, 2013

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