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Promiswear 

Borderline between a promise and a swear. A promise strong enough to be a swear, but not enough to be a swear. Used by those who think swearing is bad. It can be a strong commitment or reassurance of something.
"I will buy you your medicine. I promiswear."

"Don't be sad, everything will be alright. I promiswear."

"I don't like anybody else. You are the only person for me in the world. I promiswear."
Promiswear by sleepyQT123 August 6, 2009
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promiseadora

one of the best mutuals ☹️☹️
“promiseadora and her girlfriend are the cutest

“yeah, she’s my favorite mutual
promiseadora by adora stan 😊😊 December 17, 2021

Promiscarious 

A conjunction for Promiscuous precarious. Said of a specious female.
"Yo, promiscarious, quit groping the dog and get your ass over here!"
Promiscarious by nlnn September 18, 2008

promisery note

A contract that typically gives moderate-to-acute grief to one or both parties.
Lending money is never a good idea, but it can be especially painful between family and friends, since their promisery notes can create tension in their amicable feelings if things do not proceed exactly as planned.
promisery note by QuacksO March 10, 2019

PromisCARs 

Pronounced as "Promis-CARs", is a spin off from the english word promiscuous. And its used for a person who changes cars too often.
My friend Usman changes cars so often, its like he has one night stands with them! He's so PromisCARs !!
PromisCARs by Hard2Hit1 May 4, 2011

Promiseering

Promiseering is the cynical use of promises to obtain consent or support from a base for a short term course of action that secures a position of leverage for the promiser, with the option of abandoning the promise when the leverage is obtained.
During election campaigns, some politicians may resort to promiseering tactics to secure the vote for themselves.
Promiseering by a6rax1s March 22, 2024
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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