pro.gres.sive
noun
The American collegiate method of getting inebriated, "shit-faced," intoxicated and/or very irresponsible before an event; usually held in a large house with varying rooms; participants "progress" from the first room to the last, drinking as many alcoholic beverages as humanly possible.
noun
The American collegiate method of getting inebriated, "shit-faced," intoxicated and/or very irresponsible before an event; usually held in a large house with varying rooms; participants "progress" from the first room to the last, drinking as many alcoholic beverages as humanly possible.
"Were you there at Dwight's Halloween progressive last night? We started with Mojitos in the lounge, and by the time we reached the Bacardi 151 room, I was drunk off of my arse. Hooray progressives!"
by Christine M. Chung October 30, 2007
1) The quality or state of continuously advancing or moving forward, particularly in terms of development, growth, or improvement.
2) The measure or rate of improvement or advancement, especially within a specific subject, context or field.
2) The measure or rate of improvement or advancement, especially within a specific subject, context or field.
The company experienced significant progressity last year, marked by a 45% increase in revenue and the implementation of various innovative strategies.
by HappyCleaner82 October 24, 2023
n. similar to a "progressive dinner," but with alcohol, where the party progresses from place to place with a different drink at each stop; typically themed with costumes
"Did you go to the progressive the football team was hosting last weekend?"
"The biology majors have the craziest progressives. They always have an awesome theme and go all out on costumes."
"The biology majors have the craziest progressives. They always have an awesome theme and go all out on costumes."
by jujubee33 April 20, 2010
a pre-party you go to just to get drunk before the real parties...usually includes a bar and serious likwid
by Nick D February 24, 2003
means to make progress sexually with a girl or boy (usually a girl). for example, talkin is the very first step of progress, then hugging then holding hands then kissing etc.
by Tim Sumner November 5, 2005
(n.) The process through which the Internet has evolved from smart people in front of dumb terminals to dumb people in front of smart terminals.
"I CAN'T FIND THE 'ANY' KEY ON MY F@$#ING KEYBOARD! FIX IT!!" (Screaming cowboy)
"Honey, I found that diskette with important contracts on it. Left it on the fridge's door with a magnet on it."
"J00 1Z G01N D0WN N00B!!!!!11"
All the above were examples of this kind of progress.
"Honey, I found that diskette with important contracts on it. Left it on the fridge's door with a magnet on it."
"J00 1Z G01N D0WN N00B!!!!!11"
All the above were examples of this kind of progress.
by Pax967 February 9, 2008
A simple, innocuous and arguably positive word that has been—in recent times—more and more associated with left-wing politics.
Little do people remember the ACTUAL definition of the word progressive.
Little do people remember the ACTUAL definition of the word progressive.
Me: did you know that the word progressive means "happening or developing gradually or in stages; proceeding step by step"?
My friend: no I did not, I thought it was just a derogatory term for liberals.
My friend: no I did not, I thought it was just a derogatory term for liberals.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 2, 2020