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Profwaffle 

Profwaffle (Pr-off-waffle) Another word for someone who is two-faced.
Girl 1: Did you see Jenny today?

Girl 2: Yeah, she's such a profwaffle.
Profwaffle by korrupt_girl April 3, 2011
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Pregwaffles 

The state of being pregnant, often with a lack of grace or dignity, but acknowledging this with a degree of humor. Women who love being pregnant are NOT pregwaffles.
When a stranger congratulated Sally on being pregwaffles, Sally squeaked out a quiet, 'Thank you' as she tried to flatulate without wetting herself.
Pregwaffles by UDpride September 8, 2013

prolaffle 

1) It's like prolly and a waffle.
2) When a situation is remarkable improbable, that only one word can describe it;
3) A group of ingredients (secret) that would prolly be in a waffle;
Erin and Austin date. Prolaffle.
prolaffle by Prolaffle July 24, 2010

poohwaffle

a form of speech. Esp used by Stoners.
Usually consisting of utter utter crap.
Like the moon coud be populated by fish eating lizards. (Thats Lizards that eat fish, not Fish that eat Lizards!)
poohwaffle by Lion August 19, 2004

poxwaffle 

"I really wish people would stop using that nickname our poxwaffle pm gave himself."
From miss rey palpatine Twitter
poxwaffle by sphfive August 17, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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