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hick, scrawny white kid who smells like your thumb after you removed it from your the twat area after the act of masturbation
ur a profash
profash by hamari March 14, 2010
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An Encyclopedia capable of human speech or puts random diseases in the middle of sentences to confuse the fuck out of who ever their talking to.
Abyss: Yo fash wanna go pk 44s or mb?
Profash: get a tber
Abyss: Jandd get on tbs retard
Jandd: Ok!
Profash: Mass world 91 mb, bring tradeoffs so we can Anaplasmosis the enemy in Bacterial vaginosis time.
Abyss: ???
Jandd: i tbed for alex6694 old wild kid...
Profash by SwagSurfin March 21, 2010
Leader and founder of the #1 P2P single clan on Runescape since mid July. Highly influential, reputable, and feared both as a clan Leader and single pker. Is often referred to as 'The Hitler of the Runescape clan world', in reflection of Hitler's power and intellect.
Profash:God::Ass:Titties
Profash by Jagex LTD. March 11, 2012
Profesh is the shorter way of saying professional.
Candice: " I just bought this outfit I'm wearing for this job interview ,I'm about to go."

Laura: "you look {profesh}'"
Profesh by Homebodie August 29, 2017

Profeshunal 

Profeshunal, an incompetent person or firm who pretends to know what they are doing and charges a full rate to deliver a shoddy service or product.
Look at this profeshunal repair.

This product is made by a profeshunal company.

Take a look at this wonky wall, it was built by a profeshunal builder.
Profeshunal by Big-G April 7, 2020

Profassholenal

A professional asshole, usually a high-flying captain moneybags gigolo prick.
Marcia, you know Tony, your attorney boyfriend?

Yeah, he's lovely! What about him?

Well, he's not. He's a profassholenal scumbag.

I caught him screwing his secretary last weekend.

Stay away from him!

profastinated 

Delaying professional work of an important nature by doing other more mundane, yet professional work. Other forms of the word include profastination, profastinate.
I really didn't want to start that report, so I profastinated by checking my email and organizing my desk.
profastinated by Bruhaha January 28, 2008
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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