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Someone who walks like they have a stick up their butthole. They may have just come from a proctology exam where they may actually have had something stuck up in their poop shooter, hence walking around like they have something up their butt...
"Hey babe, look at that guy, he's walking like he was just proctologized!!"
by Mrpuddles October 31, 2011

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