Taking an extremely long shit (duration not length) in order to put off doing your work a little longer. Often accompanied by playing games on your phone
I didn't feel like doing my TPS reports so I took the longest procrastinashit ever, took about 1.5 hours.
by gregoriosyd October 23, 2011
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by Willie Wordsmith December 27, 2019
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