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Procrastifficient 

Performing the art of procrastination in the best possible manner, with minimal waste of effort and expense.

Properly utilized, the subject will feel oddly fulfilled and slightly drained, yet will not have accomplished anything of import.

A portmanteau of "Procrastination" and "Efficient".
I write unnecessary Urban Dictionary entries whilst simultaneously Facebooking and surfing Reddit, in order to be as procrastifficient as possible.
Procrastifficient by omnom chomsky January 17, 2013
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Procrastefficient 

Adj - Having the ability to wait until the last minute to do something important, yet still being able to complete it with high quality.
Jim: I put off that book report until last night but I did it and still got a 100.

Jill: Wow Jim, you're really procrastefficient.

procrastefficiency 

the ability to optimize your procrastination, by putting things off to times that allow you to do several things at once
I really need carpet shampoo to clean the cat poop, but it's much better procrastefficiency to get it when I meet my girlfriend at the mall tomorrow.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026