Procrastifficient 

Performing the art of procrastination in the best possible manner, with minimal waste of effort and expense.

Properly utilized, the subject will feel oddly fulfilled and slightly drained, yet will not have accomplished anything of import.

A portmanteau of "Procrastination" and "Efficient".

I write unnecessary Urban Dictionary entries whilst simultaneously Facebooking and surfing Reddit, in order to be as procrastifficient as possible.

Procrastifficient by omnom chomsky January 17, 2013

Procrastefficient 

Adj - Having the ability to wait until the last minute to do something important, yet still being able to complete it with high quality.

Jim: I put off that book report until last night but I did it and still got a 100.

Jill: Wow Jim, you're really procrastefficient.

Procrastefficient by Noah A. Hoback October 30, 2007

procrastefficiency 

the ability to optimize your procrastination, by putting things off to times that allow you to do several things at once

I really need carpet shampoo to clean the cat poop, but it's much better procrastefficiency to get it when I meet my girlfriend at the mall tomorrow.

procrastefficiency by groovalisciousful September 3, 2012

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004