Procrastichatting

The act of chatting with friends via text, Facebook chat, or other chatting medium with the purpose of prolonging the beginning of your work.

Shelby should totally be starting that paper right now, but look at her over there procrastichatting with Zach on Facebook.

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Procrastinhating

To put off something that needs to be done because you can't stand the person you are doing it for.

My boss wanted the report by last Monday but I've been procrastinhating all week.

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When you are online (on a site such as Facebook), and you avoid doing work by, you guessed it, chatting!

I had a term paper to do last night, but I spent the time procrastachatting :)

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The act of shitting your pants due to stress while procrastinating. Especially noticeable for students near the end of a semester.

Josh felt like procrastishitting after he realized the amount of projects that were unfinished while playing league of legends

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When someone puts off completing a task important to you because they hate.

Chris: "Mike, I thought you getting me an interview where you work?"

Mike: "I will man later.."

Chris: "You better quit procrastihating!"

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The act of procrastinating through meaningless and/or irrelevant conversation with others, most often in the classroom sense.

Teacher: All of you stop procratochatting!

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