Procrastaworking

Doing all the other chores you can think of while not taking care of the one thing you actually *need* to get done. Lets you feel like you accomplished something without actually taking care of business.

Friend One : I cleaned the whole house, did laundry, and mowed the lawn but I didn't get over to the DMV to renew my plates.

Friend Two: Wow, that's a lot of procrastaworking just to avoid the line at the DMV.

Procrastaworking by supersmurf30 June 14, 2011

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Procrastiworking

working on something that isn't mandatory to postpone doing something mandatory

Instead of doing my taxes, I'm procrastiworking on my About Me.

Procrastiworking by Silent Cacophony July 31, 2010

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Procrastabooking

To be on Facebook when there is significant amount of work to be done instead.

Man i should of not of been procrastabooking this weekend, i had a huge project due for school Monday.

Procrastabooking by jack.royal.renegade February 4, 2010

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Procrastaworkanating

The activity of focusing on anything other than the required task at hand involving work to prolong the pain of completing a painful work related task.

Aaron - "Oh man, can I Google pictures of crack whore babies? "

Michelle "WTF dude, are you Procrastaworkanating?"

Aaron "Busted, these depos and this client are ridiculious."

Procrastaworkanating by imdone888 January 12, 2012

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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