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Loud-breathing math teacher whose catch phrases range from "OOOOH BABY" to "W00000000WWWW!" and "HEY LOUISE!!!! LOOK HOW LOW THESE TEST SCORES ARE!"
"Is that a freight train or Procida trying to breathe?"

"I failed my Procida test because I couldn't hear the lessons over his breathing."
Procida by Chernorizets Hrabr August 15, 2003
Words you can keep

prociate 

can you do me a favor? i'd sho prociate ya.
prociate by nappyafrochik April 5, 2003
A legendary M41 warrior, strong christian beliefs, wierd dress sense.

Intent on annoyance, his persistant gimmicks can drive any normal person insane.
Walks round trafford centre with no pants on for joke.

Comes to fancy dress party dressed as a snail (dances on all fours in true snail style)
Procda by Anon November 26, 2004

Procidenix 

A derogatory term for a male who bows down to women. Also known as a simp.
That guy is such a procidenix.

Pro-sa-den-ex
Procidenix by Procidenix May 30, 2021

procidensobectumophobia 

The irrational fear that objects may fall from the sky.

Since 2020 there has been quite a lot of plane crashes that I've been hearing about over the news. According to (Wall, 2021) " A Long March 5B rocket launches Tianhe, the core module of China's new space station, on April 28, 2021. The rocket's massive core stage fell back to Earth uncontrolled somewhere over the Arabian Peninsula on May 8, 2021."

I have been very fearful that something may fall from the sky and hit me. Take the Chelyabinsk meteor for example. You can see why this is a fear.
I think John is procidensobectumophobic, he freaked out today when we joked that the plane maneuvered as if it were about to crash. or

Mary's procidensobectumophobia troubles her so much she barely wants to go outside.

procian classic

a procian classic is a word used to define a meme or a video that is very funny and would impersonate the sense of humour used in the discord server proc
that silly gato is another procian classic
procian classic by cinamon1 May 27, 2023
More from Urban Dictionary

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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