Probag 

Where a prolapse meets teabagging.

"Hey, Eric has fallen asleep, lets probag him!"

"Oh man, i was passed out drunk last night and the guys probagged me."

Probag by Probagy August 7, 2012

Propagandems

The army of democrat party pols, supporters and blatantly unobjective, sloppy media drones phonily posing as journalists that push as many disastrous policies, hypocritical actions, reasons it's good for the government to tell people how to live their lives or spend their $$, or informational bs as possible to anyone that will listen with the hope it'll: legitimately convince the public they see as stupid of the nobility of the democrat positions; divert attention away from the idiocy of the party's actions or policies; garner enough support from people they could care less about but who serve the sole purpose of providing votes to keep democrat power; oppose or weaken their political adversaries; or help support their political narrative. Bottomline: the intent is to try to convince people that up is down, down is up, 5 year olds should choose their gender, there's no crisis at the border and all the things Dr. Venkman describes coming true...human sacrifice, dogs and cats sleeping together- mass hysteria!

Concerned citizen: I heard yesterday that insert (POTUS/VPOTUS/FormerPOTUS/FailedPOTUScandidate/Speaker/Rep/Sen/failed state or local candidate/mediahack/celebrity) said it's SICK that certain people are able to breathe good air whereas others are not able and therefore they support (or will be putting forth) a smirk bipartisan-but-not-really proposal to enhance equity and redistribute the air so everyone can experience limited oxygen supply and subsequent brain damage.

Able-to-see-throught-the-Bs citizen: Ah, don't worry about that garbage...that's just propagandems at work again. Just click "unsubscribe", block the website, uninstall the SM app or drop that streaming channel and get back to enjoying your stupidity-free day.

Propagandems by GR-44 March 26, 2021

Propaganda 

Biased information used to control emotions and behavior. It can take the form of, but is not limited to: Written words, public speaking, testimonials, scripted broadcasts both live-action and animated, pictures, and music.

Cult leaders use propaganda to control their followers.

Propaganda by Nekaterasemandoogehtlla June 15, 2021

Russian Propaganda Zombies 

Russia as a nation is the archetype of victims of propaganda, althought they are definitely collectively responsible for their second-rate Hitler, a.k.a. Vladolf Putler and his lust for the new Lebensraum. They're particularly prone to adopt all kind of isms and not least due to their slavish nature, meaning subjugated, ignorant herd souls. First they were enslaved by the Mongols, then they were serfs and eventually they became guinea pigs of the Marx's utopian society experiment. So these tools have found a new religion, again, and today they are jingoistic Putler followers that have ruined their future by following this delusional little man who started a large-scale offensive war against a sovereign country.

Vlad's "special military operation" has proved to be a real clusterfuck and Putinstan going to lose the war, propaganda zombies don't get it yet 'cause they are phlegmatic, thus Putler continues to tell fairy-tales. Talking about fairy-tales; if Putler had Pinocchio's nose that grows when he lies... Hmm, it doesn't work, it's hard to find such a long table even in the Kremlin that his nose wouldn't be on the lap of another liar sitting opposite of him - besides, it would look weird in pictures, not least of its homoerotic charge when Putler's nose would be e.g. on the General Gerasimov's lap.

It takes some time for the phlegmatic Russian propaganda zombies until they realize their megalomaniac little man has tricked them cause of his obsession, but sooner or later it will happen.

Russian Propaganda Zombies by O. W. Tongueincheek December 27, 2022

Probabilititties 

The likelihood of seeing a titty.

What do you think the likelihood of this top staying on all night is?

I’m not sure but the probabilititties are high.

Probabilititties by Jefferson Lovely August 7, 2020

Dodecatuple Secret Probation 

The highest level of probation imaginable assigned to a fraternity; the underlying intention being assured failure.

From this day forth, Robot House is on dodecatuple secret probation!

Dodecatuple Secret Probation by newkie December 15, 2011

Counter-probaiting 

An amalgamation of counterproductive and baiting

Basically, when you try to bait someone, but it bites you in the ass

Aaron: Hey, I just got rid of the ants in my house by keeping sugar out in the open
Zelda: Oof, dude, that's some counter-probaiting on point

Counter-probaiting by WarriorWithin August 10, 2020