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Dodecatuple Secret Probation 

The highest level of probation imaginable assigned to a fraternity; the underlying intention being assured failure.
From this day forth, Robot House is on dodecatuple secret probation!

Counter-probaiting 

An amalgamation of counterproductive and baiting

Basically, when you try to bait someone, but it bites you in the ass
Aaron: Hey, I just got rid of the ants in my house by keeping sugar out in the open
Zelda: Oof, dude, that's some counter-probaiting on point

Protective Custody

Protective custody is the place in county jail where the snitches, child molesters and homosexuals are placed. PC for short. PC punks are what the inmates are called.
Dumbass is now in protective custody because he snitched to the guards about homeboy making pruno.

probation officer 

person to whom you must check in with while on probation.
Damn, I wish I could go out with you to the bars tonight Leroy but, I've got to see my probation officer in the morning.
probation officer by The View June 19, 2008

Productivity Czar 

Used in sitcom "The Office". To be assigned to observe co-workers' work activity. Basically a snitch.
I don't have time to see that you all are doing your job, so John, you be the productivity czar.

Proactive type of person 

Rafe Cameron.
Super hot.
A psychopath

He really wishes you hadn’t said that.
Listen Sarah, I’m a proactive type of person” said Rafe