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Spending the afternoon professionally tanning in your back yard, at the beach, at a local pool, etc. in place of employment. Pro-tanning can be done in a bikini, tankini, or one piece with friends, family or even alone!

This inexpensive activity requires few, if any supplies. Some suggestions to take your experience to the next level are sunglasses, tanning oil or sunscreen, lipgloss with SPF, and music.

For optimal results, Pro-tanning should be done between the hours of 10:30 am and 3:30 pm.

Note: You can also use the term "Pro" to other tan related topics such as "Pro-burning" (inexperienced Pro-tanners) or "Pro-failing" or "Pro-success" (which is Pro-cess for short)
I Pro-tan
S/he Pro-tans
They Pro-tan

I spent the afternoon Pro-tanning with Donna.
Pro-tan by PeanutandDonut June 16, 2011
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Hentai Protangonistitis 

A certain medical condition where a person has no eyes, but inadvertently gains superpowers: the known side effects are harems, lustful personalities, and Yandere actions: it’s a blessing to most onlookers.
The man across the street has been blessed with Hentai Protangonistitis
A verb used to describe how the Death Knight tank will handle an upcoming boss or trash pull.
Player 1: Hrim, have you tanked the new boss yet?
Player 2: Oh yeah, I can protank it no problem.
Player 3: Hey make sure Damain doesn't pull agro and die like a bitch.
Protank by kevinzok February 9, 2010

Protantagonist 

When the protagonist of a movie instead of embracing the role of the heroic figure that struggles to defeat evil, turns to be the antagonist of the story as well.
Ray Kroc is a Protantagonist in Power Hungry.

Protanopia 

A type of colorblindness. It is the most popular form of colorblindness. Most people with protanopia have difficulty in differentiating between shades of greens, reds, and yellows.
"I cannot see the full color of the rainbow because I have protanopia."
Protanopia by mh5000 September 6, 2020

Protanamous 

A hidden leader or leaders with benign intentions/agendas.

They may choose to be hidden for political or personal reasons.
The protanamous of Latvia helped us pull a few strings overseas to make shure we recieved our green energy agreement on time with the reduced global emissions agreement. (RGEA)

They choose to, or are required to be hidden for political or personal reasons.
Protanamous by John Bay September 29, 2014

protancreous 

1. An annoying little bitch
2. A method of masturbation where one sits on their off hand until it's numb, then proceeds to jerk off profusely.
He's a fucking protancreous bastard.

He loves to jerk off in a protancreous style.
protancreous by Ctaylor1079 December 21, 2016