Priuspism

{noun} Pronunciation: PRI•us•pis•m //PREE-uss-pîz-imm//
Commercial Term, Disorder, or Health/Mental Condition. (1) State of human male over-joy at ownership of a Prius vehicle, expressed as a -- perhaps phantom or assumed -- prolonged erection lasting over 4 hours. (2) Clever amalgamation of "Prius" brand and "Priapism" stubborn penile hardening condition.

SweetPete's envirofascistic buddy Dan raves about owning his new Prius SO OFTEN, that one would assume he has a permanent Priuspism in his REI convertible hiking pants / zip-off shorts!

Priuspism by SweetPete SweetPete June 13, 2008

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priapism

a never ending boner

pointing to a man with a large bulge: either that guy has a huge dick, or a small priapism

priapism by Soupyman September 30, 2005

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priapism

A piece of information lacking in the other definitions is the fact that priapism, while sounding like fun, is extremely painful and requires surgery (aka draining the blood out) to fix. Priapism can be caused by several things, including the bite of certain venomous creatures on or near the genitalia, overdosing on a "male enhancement" supplement, spinal cord or brain injuries, clots, or sickle-cell anemia. Note that if you have been able to fap or bone your gf/wife/prostitute for four hours plus, you do not have priapism. If not treated properly, priapism can result in loss of genitals or possibly life.

Guy: Dude, I think I took to much Viagra. My dick feels like it's gonna blow!

Dude: That's priapism. It's not good, guy. You need to go to the hospital!

priapism by info101-999guy June 7, 2009