by El Peinado January 20, 2005
The game system that a small child is *actually* playing, as opposed to one that they *think* they are playing, when you give them a controller that is not connected to anything.
Player 1: Jane, come over and we can gank some scrubs on Call of Duty!
Player 2: I don't think so Wendy, your kid gets upset when she doesn't get to play.
Player 1: Don't worry about that, she's like, 4. I can just let her hold a spare controller and she can play the pretendo!
Player 2: I don't think so Wendy, your kid gets upset when she doesn't get to play.
Player 1: Don't worry about that, she's like, 4. I can just let her hold a spare controller and she can play the pretendo!
by Chef Dionysus2 November 16, 2013
i know a lot of ya'll niggaz out there think you smokin' dro, but you actually smokin PRETENDO!
-young buck
-young buck
by boom boom b July 28, 2004
That's some bammer weed, where's all the pretends (pretendo) at?!
by Robert Munoz March 9, 2008
1. Commonly coined term used by jealous idiots who got stuck with a useless system that has pretty shitty games, aka Playstation ...
2. Another Term for Playstation, the game console which pretends to be better than Nintendo ... thus, Pretendo!
2. Another Term for Playstation, the game console which pretends to be better than Nintendo ... thus, Pretendo!
1. "LOL!!!!1111one D00d, like Pretendo sux cuz everyone has one except for me and all that I can play now is 'FF 654: Why cant we all just die already?' ... fuck ..."
2. "I feel srry for you, being stuck with a Pretendo ... get a Gamecube ..."
2. "I feel srry for you, being stuck with a Pretendo ... get a Gamecube ..."
by PSisTEHsuxxors February 23, 2004
Some one that thinks they know what they're talking about when it comes to video games or High Tech gadgets.
Max is such a Pretendo he said that the "Gravity Hammer is what all the Pros use". When everybody knows that Grav hammers are for Noobs.
Or
The only reason Matt took Comp Tech was to play games and watch clips of last night's football game.
Or
The only reason Matt took Comp Tech was to play games and watch clips of last night's football game.
by Tyler Mahon October 18, 2007
west coast term. Better then stress but not as good as chronic... or SHITTY ASS CHRONIC or BOMB ASS STRESS
can get a 8th for about 10 or 15 dollars
can get a 8th for about 10 or 15 dollars
by burn out April 24, 2005