Premature Retraculation 

The act of immediately retracting one's dong into his pants upon urinating. The individual in question does not perform the obligatory shaking of the dong several times to remove any excess fluid from the urinary tract. In failing to do this, the individual often finds his boxers or briefs slightly damp as urine may trickle out for 5-7 seconds after the urination.

This tends to occur 20% of the time in 1 in 4 men.

Tim: Man, I think I may need a new pair of boxers before we hit the town tonight!
John: Oh classic premature retraculation!

Premature Retraculation by BlurMountain10 December 21, 2010

Premature Rejaculation

When someone you’re not interested in pursuing romantically or sexually rejects you without you ever making any advances towards them.

Mal: “Hey Jon how’s van life going?”
Jon: “You’re obviously talking to me because you find me extremely attractive, most women do. I gotta tell ya I’m really into tall blondes with big tits and you ain’t it honey.”

Mal: “Came here to find out about van life. Stayed for the premature rejaculation.”

Premature Rejaculation by .:Madskillz:. March 23, 2022