After participating in gay anal sex, the top ejaculates in the bottoms asshole, and leaves it to cook. The next time the bottom takes a shit, he will have his poop covered in nut, thus delivering the Boy Pregnancy.
After Joey nut in Connor's ass, Connor went to take a shit. When Connor shat, he discovered his Boy Pregnancy.
by divinemxm February 28, 2019
1. Sex. Late Period. Pregnancy Test. Pink or Positive. Scared as Hell.
2. Doing something, looking at what you did, thinking its worse than it is for a minute or two, and then realizing the situation.
2. Doing something, looking at what you did, thinking its worse than it is for a minute or two, and then realizing the situation.
1.
Girl 1- Shit, i slept with this guy last week, took a preggers test, ipso facto- PREGNANCY SCARE!
Girl 2- So, no biggie?
Girl 1- Yeah.
2.
Bill- I had a total pregnancy scare last night, i thought i threw out my pot!
Girl 1- Shit, i slept with this guy last week, took a preggers test, ipso facto- PREGNANCY SCARE!
Girl 2- So, no biggie?
Girl 1- Yeah.
2.
Bill- I had a total pregnancy scare last night, i thought i threw out my pot!
by LOLAtheSLUT February 25, 2009
A very early stage of a pregnancy, soon after fertilization. So named because, although it shows up on a pregnancy test, it cannot yet be detected by ultrasound. There is a high risk of miscarriage in the early stages.
Girl 1: I've just done two pregnancy tests and they both show positive! I'm so pleased.
Girl 2: Have you missed a period?
Girl 1: Yes. I think I was due-on yesterday. I thought I was just late. I'm so happy!
Girl 2: I think you're jumping the gun a bit. Don't build your hopes up.
Girl 1: Why?
Girl 2: It's too soon. You should give it a few weeks before you celebrate.
Girl 1: Why? It's showing I'm positive.
Girl 2: I know it's showing positive, but it's just a chemical pregnancy at the moment. There's a good chance you'll have a late period and lose it.
Girl 2: Have you missed a period?
Girl 1: Yes. I think I was due-on yesterday. I thought I was just late. I'm so happy!
Girl 2: I think you're jumping the gun a bit. Don't build your hopes up.
Girl 1: Why?
Girl 2: It's too soon. You should give it a few weeks before you celebrate.
Girl 1: Why? It's showing I'm positive.
Girl 2: I know it's showing positive, but it's just a chemical pregnancy at the moment. There's a good chance you'll have a late period and lose it.
by Felanna March 18, 2014
"Josh and Shari hiked a pregnancy hike today. Except they're not pregnant."
"You're only hiking 2 miles? That's what we call a pregnancy hike."
"You're only hiking 2 miles? That's what we call a pregnancy hike."
by Snazzled March 30, 2010
sympathetic pregnancy-when a man shows the symptoms of pregnancy when their spouse or partner is with child. i'e morning sickness and eratic changes in mood.
by themalkyyouwontforget May 24, 2010
I am having a multiple pregnancy.
by lolilove5sos April 3, 2015
one reason your parents will become angry monsters.
what happens when a girl can't keep her legs closed.
a conversation not acceptable at the dinner table.
something fucked up when you pregnant by someone else's boyfriend. but enables you to say "...mine now:)"
what happens when a girl can't keep her legs closed.
a conversation not acceptable at the dinner table.
something fucked up when you pregnant by someone else's boyfriend. but enables you to say "...mine now:)"
tim caused laurel to have a teen pregnancy
alli and eric's parents where furious when they found about about alli's teen pregnancy
patrick and sarah were dating then brook said patrick was the father and sarah soon dropped out of the love triangle due to sarah's teen pregnancy.
hope teen pregnancy doesn't happen to you.. USE A CONDOM.. OR JUST KEEP YA LEGS CLOSED AND YA DICK IN YO PANTS :)
alli and eric's parents where furious when they found about about alli's teen pregnancy
patrick and sarah were dating then brook said patrick was the father and sarah soon dropped out of the love triangle due to sarah's teen pregnancy.
hope teen pregnancy doesn't happen to you.. USE A CONDOM.. OR JUST KEEP YA LEGS CLOSED AND YA DICK IN YO PANTS :)
by SMILEMEAN February 17, 2010