in fanfiction, a male pregnacy.
by The Cloaked Schemer May 6, 2008
She enjoys drinking my preg nog during the holiday season
by jinjamu November 27, 2008
by Rockweezy June 9, 2009
Preg-rage is a term given to pregnant women who act in a very aggressive or hostile manner during their pregnancy stages, usually in an unpredictable and irregular basis.
In recent times, several prominent brutal attacks and lashings have been linked to preg-rage, which might suggest a person is less responsible for their actions. This is not always an adequate defense given that pregnant women tend to do so willingly. Further, preg-rage resulting in violent behavior may be a little more complex than it is generally portrayed in the by women; men, whether directly or indirectly related to the party involved are all blamed by women as a whole for their state of euphoric violent behavior.
In recent times, several prominent brutal attacks and lashings have been linked to preg-rage, which might suggest a person is less responsible for their actions. This is not always an adequate defense given that pregnant women tend to do so willingly. Further, preg-rage resulting in violent behavior may be a little more complex than it is generally portrayed in the by women; men, whether directly or indirectly related to the party involved are all blamed by women as a whole for their state of euphoric violent behavior.
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Household conversation...(preg-rage violence)
Husband: "Hey babe, how are you feeling today?"
Pregant Wife: "I f---ing hate you, you did this to me!"{followed by a arm punch}
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Pregant Lady at Store...(preg-rage unwarranted)
Cashier: "Paper or plastic?"
Preggo: "Wtf, do i look like I care? put the f---ng groceries up your a-- for all i care!"
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Pregnant Lady At Restaurant...(preg-rage hunger)
Preggo: "Could you make this menu item with the condiments of that menu item?
Waiter: "So, you would like to have peanut butter and crackers in your spaghetti as the sauce????"
Preggo: "F-u you little peasant, you dont understand, i'm so hungry i could eat a bear, i'll cuff and rip out your balls and then shove them down your throat"
Household conversation...(preg-rage violence)
Husband: "Hey babe, how are you feeling today?"
Pregant Wife: "I f---ing hate you, you did this to me!"{followed by a arm punch}
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Pregant Lady at Store...(preg-rage unwarranted)
Cashier: "Paper or plastic?"
Preggo: "Wtf, do i look like I care? put the f---ng groceries up your a-- for all i care!"
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Pregnant Lady At Restaurant...(preg-rage hunger)
Preggo: "Could you make this menu item with the condiments of that menu item?
Waiter: "So, you would like to have peanut butter and crackers in your spaghetti as the sauce????"
Preggo: "F-u you little peasant, you dont understand, i'm so hungry i could eat a bear, i'll cuff and rip out your balls and then shove them down your throat"
by Rubenusf March 25, 2012
any girl who is very pregnant, not bright, unhygenic and doesnt really know or understand how they got pregnant.
that girl is so v-preg, i asked her if she used contracepetion and she said 'i don't know cuz we did it in the dark'
by geex3 May 27, 2009
by scary stripper April 6, 2007
1. The Arnold Schwartzernegger film "Junior" is a prime example of M Preg.
2. Frank: WTF? How the hell am I pregnant? I'm a DUDE! Gerard: Whoops, guess we forgot the condom again.
2. Frank: WTF? How the hell am I pregnant? I'm a DUDE! Gerard: Whoops, guess we forgot the condom again.
by demonthief13 January 23, 2008