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Predictulous 

To know the end outcome of something is going to be ridiculous; so you call it ahead of time.
You doing 90 in a 35 and you passed a cop; what did you think would happen!? ... Thats predictulous!!!

A catch 22 does not mean you caught 22 fish!!!
Thats just a predictulous thing for you to say.
Predictulous by ChadGray1985 March 31, 2010
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Prediculous 

A combination of Predictable and Ridiculous. When you know the outcome of a situation or event before it actually unfolds.
Alchoholic Friend: "I'm only drinking 3 shots out of this bottle."

12 hours later...

Alchoholic Friend: (Phone call) " My bail is $500, can you spot me?"

You: "Totally Prediculous!! Yes, I'll bail you out, jerk."
Prediculous by King CJK December 13, 2010

prediculous 

This word is a combo, if something is prediculous it is both predictable and ridiculous.
Cassie: Dude your so prediculous!
Karl: What do you mean???
Cassie: You always drink orange juice before you brush your teeth!
Karl: Ya well your prediculous because you always tell me that drinking orange juice before i brush my teeth is prediculous... (it continues)...
prediculous by irishdude November 30, 2006

Prediculous 

It's When one doe's the same thing so often without change that they've become so Predictable that it's... Ridiculous!
A Person that often Wants to Go Out with Friends and Always Backs Out 9 outta 10 Times(they keep asking this person to do something but it never fails) backing out so much and has so many excuses that we some time Predict them before said person backs out that it's Ridiculous...
But it can be used in other instances like, wearing the same jeans, eating the same thing at a restaurant, ect... ie Prediculous.
Prediculous by thaBBC February 15, 2010

pediculous

(a) To be infested with headlice.
(b) A word nobody knows and few can spell.
Can you spell Pediculous?
pediculous by Hundekuchen October 18, 2004

Pridiculous 

so absolutely dumb its hard to fathom
Justin's strip tease at the corner was SO pridiculous
Pridiculous by JZ12345 January 12, 2008

Prediculous 

Prefix : pre- + ridiculous
•To point out or acknowledge a situation worthy of ridicule, before it comes to be.
•To recognize IRONY as it brews.
•{INSERT INSIDE JOKE HERE}
P1)"From what I can tell from yelp photos of this place, you better get a good idea of how you want your hair to look BEFORE you go in."
P2)"Yeah, Asian lady Makin' me feel all PREDICULOUS and whatnot."
OR
P1)"Welp, I buckled down, got a job, and with this paycheck I'll have enough for this month's rent.

I'm boutta hit the dog track and win enough for next month!!"
P2)"Dude, Mad Prediculous.."
Prediculous by aknaka February 19, 2015
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