Preathing 

Preath in its verb form. Can be used when speaking of any action American footballers Tobin Heath and Christen Press did or currently do together, though there is usually a suggestive connotation. They could be standing next to each other simply breathing, but Preath fans would say that they are Preathing.

"Look at Tobin and Christen over there. They're totally Preathing out!"
"The November camp gives them many opportunities for Preathing."
"Look! They're eating at the same restaurant! They're Preathing!"
"When Tobin and Christen are Preathing, it's bittersweet because on one hand I'm like 'aww' and on the other hand I wish I had someone like that."

Preathing by yetanotheruswntmemepage November 4, 2019

who invented breathing 

The person who indeed invented breathing is Mr. Corpse Husband himself.

person: “who invented breathing?”
us: “CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME”

who invented breathing by kittykittymeowmeowpur January 11, 2021

prebating 

Masturbating before meeting up with someone that you want to fuck so as to avoid said fucking.

Girl, she was straight prebating to her professor before going to his lecture.

prebating by beer_and_nascar June 4, 2018

Cum Breathing Space Dragon 

When a woman swallows cum in space, and due to the anti-gravity, the cum slowly trickles from her mouth, emulating a dragon breathing fire.

Man last night me and Jodie were getting down in my spaceship, and after I pulled a mean Dirty harry, she went and pulled a mean Cum Breathing Space Dragon.

Cum Breathing Space Dragon by ChrisCash July 2, 2011

pretzing 

the action of smoking a pretzel. This can be used instead of weed, or to get away from cigarettes. It has no side effects what-so-ever, it will just make you look, and feel like your smoking. There is a certain way to do it:

1. Buy a lighter, and a bag of pretzel rods or sticks. It cant be the twisted one.

2. Bite off one end of the pretzel, this will be the side you will burn.
3. Treat pretzel like any other smoking substance, and smoke it the same way you would if it was a cigarette, cigar, or weed
4. Ash it after every few hits of the pretzel
5. Feel free to eat after smoking, but it may not taste good.

!WARNING!-It will leave the smell of a burning pretzel in the area you do it. Luckily, it is often mistaken as the smell of baking cookies.

Also can be used as a codeword for weed.

DO NOT try to put weed inside of a pretzel. It wont work

"Hey dude, you want to go pretzing later tonight? I just bought a bag of Rold Gold pretzel rods from the store."

"Sure man, but i already pretzed today. Just be careful, this is so ridiculously stupid that i dont want us to be caught."

later that night

" Dude, im pretzed out of my f-ing mind right now!"
"Thats just the pretzel salt talking. You feel no different than before"

pretzing by ItstheBGman August 7, 2009

jizz breathing dragon 

When someone performing oral sex spits the male's own ejaculation into their face.

"Man, just when I thought I got a nice BJ, this hood rat gave me the jizz breathing dragon. My eyes nearly got stuck shut."

"Call me a sick bastard, but I was hoping I'd get a jizz breathing dragon as a birthday present, but she swallowed instead. I wish my girlfriend could be more adventurous."

jizz breathing dragon by Dr. Walter Fanchy September 21, 2014

Preachin' 

A term that can now not only be used to describe someone bitching at ya and telling you what to do but also to describe something that is great or chill or cool or dope or whatever... so yeah, preach on.

person 1: I just bought a dope cruiser bike at the thrift store so now im set for the summer

person 2: preachin' brutha!

friend 1: Shoooot me need practice my engrish today

friend 2: wow thats a preachin' idea

Preachin' by diggabish May 23, 2013