Pre-Cream 

"The art of knocking one out earlier"

Before a high class event, such as dining at a fine establishment, one must "Pre-Cream" to avoid any accidents later on in the night.

Please note: "Pre-Creaming" is not limited to sex, both men and women can enjoy its benefits.

Warning please do not attempt to "Pre-Cream" while shin pissing

Chico "Pre-Creamed" before his date with Colette at the Italin restaurant, to save any accidents happening later.

Dave Had a hot date later that evening, so he "Pre-Creamed" just incase.

Pre-Cream by Northern_IT_monkey October 17, 2011

pre-festival cramming 

The intense amount of musical cramming done right before a music festival. It requires long hours of surfing, looking up for song lyrics, reading about band biographies and downloading. With the shitload of bands entering the music scene every year, this is especially common among the metal music listeners.

A: I'm going to this festival, and I have no idea what half of the bands sound like!
B: Why the hell are you going then? Well if you must, I bet you've got to do some pre-festival cramming.

pre-festival cramming by lillerarekalkun October 21, 2012