praying for impotence

A 'go-to plan' for the gold-diggin' woman.

Damn, I can't believe that she married someone 25 years older...
He's extremely wealthy.
Oh, I see. I'll bet she's praying for impotence...

by YAWA August 1, 2020

push and pray

a joke you tell to your virgin friend if you don't really like him. you tell him that if he doesn't have any condoms he can always push his dick as deep as possible into his girls pussy b4 he cums thus causing his sperm to shoot in her stomach and burn up in her stomach acid (THIS DOES NOT REALLY WORK BUT IF SOMEONE DOES THIS MAD HALARIOUS)

i told tommy to just push and pray and he will be ok! i cant believe he actually did it and now she is prego

by mongaloid aka kumar September 10, 2010

Pray and Praise

The key to unlocking success or seeing breakthroughs in your life: speak to God when you are in trouble or suffering; sing praises and psalms to Him when you are cheerful or happy.

When you’re in a valley, look up to God; when you’re on a mountain top, sing songs to Him. In life’s ups and downs, remember to always pray and praise.

by Fasters September 16, 2022

pray to buddha

code word for smoke weed

I can't wait to pray to buddha after school. I wanna be religious and get spiritual with my other buddha boys

by buddhaBoyz May 24, 2009

Pray for the Wicked

an album released in summer of 2018 by american rock band "Panic! at the Disco." most of their albums are a hit or miss, but this is a god damn hit! it has the billboard top 50 song "Say Amen (Saturday Night), as well as other amazing songs such as "Hey Look Ma, I made it," " Roaring 20s," "Dancings not a Crime," and "High Hopes." if you haven't checked it out, i extremely reccomend it

Me: Dude, listen to this new album by Panic! its called Pray for the Wicked
Friend: Ew, that shits emo.
Me: stfu. Get out now.

by EmoWhoIronicallyWatchesAnime August 29, 2018

Praying Flamingo

the act of "tea-bagging" while on one foot and simultaneously praying the Hail Mary.

Her mom is very religious. Therefore, only the praying flamingo was appropriate.

by blink 5123 May 24, 2010

Spray and Pray

A term commonly used amongst FPS players, "Spray and Pray" refers to the practice of unloading your clip in the general direction of another player in the hopes that you'll hit them. Generally considered a good indicator that someone is a noob.

If you're new to Counter-Strike, just spray and pray. Actually aiming comes later.

by J. Zabel August 20, 2007