To have sexual intercourse while defecating into a toilet.
To do the deed while dropping a deuce.
To make babies while making gravy.
To bury the ostrich head while releasing the grocery snake.
BillyBob- "Yo, remember when we stopped at that gas station and there was that big-titty-skank behind the counter."
JonnyBoy- "Uh..yea dude, double-D's at least."
BillyBob- "Yea, well I had to drop a mean duce when I stopped there last nite. I gave her the eye as I walked towards the bathroom, and next thing I knew she was potty-bangin' the shit outta me!"
JonnyBoy- "No pun intended!"
BillyBob- "Shut the fuck up! And comb my mullett for me."
Male- "Baby, I'm runnin' a little late for work this morning but Im horny as hell!"
Skanky McSleaze- "Well...we could do a quickie."
Male- "Or, I could plug your nose and you could just give me a quick potty-bang. That's two birds with one stone you skank!"
Skanky McSleaze- "What!!!...O.K., Fine."