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Dank; Danktastic; A femal who makes jokes you will not understand and then laugh at them so you can only awkwardly laugh back; Snort;
Eoin: Oh man I hit my big toe, this sucks!
Sam: Yeah, but the size of that thing is so DANK!

Eoin: You just potoczaked...
Sam: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *snort*
by lilspunky37 December 02, 2011

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