Potatop 

N.
The shiny version of any potato product such as French fries, mashed potatoes, potato soop, etc. Very rare, has a distinct shininess to it. This comes from an abundance of the rare potato isotope potato 69(called potatop in pop culture)

Person 1:
This is crazy! I went to Mcdonalds yesterday for a so mashed potatoes, but I got mashed potatopes!!!
Person 2:
No way! They are so rare! Trade you a shiny Charizard?

Potatop by ZooptheHairyPig January 7, 2014

Potatop 

When you are too poor to get a laptop and beg your parents to get one but they don't know that the hell a GPU is and the get "the best laptop for you".

Ed: Hey wanna play Fortnite?
Andrew: Sorry but my Potatop can't do it.

Potatop by dingledongledoo420 September 15, 2020

Potato D 

It’s what ur best friend has.

That’s my best friend. She got potato d

Potato D by Potato Z August 26, 2021

potty potato 

Slang for a very large, solid bowel movement

I dropped a potty potato and it clgged the toilet.

potty potato by dirtdoctor July 13, 2009

because potato 

Expression used to communicate that a decision was made without any justification.

She voted for Hillary, because potato.

because potato by _ROV_ June 29, 2018

because potatoes

A phrase used by TheMysteriousMrEnter when someone in a cartoon does something without justification.

...And he couldn't press each button because potatoes.

because potatoes by InternetInhabitant69420 April 19, 2020

Woke potato 

Woke potato is a person whose mental capacities have been destroyed by ideology. It refers to the slang use of potato as someone being uninteresting, dull or strange. Many social science disciplines produce woke potatoes, for example Feminist studies which cherry pick all evidence which shows women to be marginalized while ignoring all the evidence - especially legal regulations - which show women to be favored.
A characterizing trait of woke potatoes is that they cherry pick their evidence so that it suits their ideology. The worldview of a woke potato is unscientific, subjective but always politically correct.

John: What's Chris up to? I've heard he is studying women studies at University of California?
Michael: Yes, he really changed and he is now this bitter, rambling sob. It's hard to talk to him now.

John: What do you mean?

Michael: Well he lives in this strange echo chamber. He basically ignores all evidence that does not support his worldview and is always rambling about the patriarchy.
John: Sound like he has become a complete woke potato.
Michael: Very true. It's difficult to reach him since he does not accept empirical evidence. It's all about historical injustices and narratives, and of course a lot of cherry picked evidence.

Woke potato by Skeptic234234 March 10, 2023