Potato Head

one who allows the mass between his ears to boil, soften and become mashed.

Smart? Oh really? Well, I think he is just a potato head.

by Pebbles Marin March 6, 2005

potato head

Oversized growth extended up from the shoulders of Shawn Eby, where his head would of gone had he been born human. Or not the product of a sick scientific experiment cross breeding a potato with Billy Joel's sperm.

"Oh my God mommy, what is that" Look away from the awful, mutated potato head before it burns your eyes.

by Cletus&Cooter April 2, 2003

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Mrs. Potato Head

A term used for someone who is known to have had numerous plastic surgeries to enhance their looks when considering the face.

John: Damn Nick, Ashley's becoming quite the Mrs. Potato Head with that nose job.

Nick: yeah...now if only she'd do something about those small tits

by Dannnyyy June 15, 2013

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Michael Potato Head

A Michael Potato Head is a closeted, chubby, bald and self-loathing potato who allegedly has ED problems. When it comes to being a two faced, Michael takes the cake. Michael Potato Head's biggest issue, is he LACKS a true sense of self. He tends to be delusional and an angry potato most of the time, which is likely a self-defense mechanism in order to cope. Michael Potato Head and the truth mix like oil and water. Michael Potato Head is such a douche, that any girl that has ever been duped into a relationship with the dope, ends up upgrading when they meet someone else.

Marie - One of these days I'm going to have the finances to get out of this horrible relationship with Michael Potato Head...get this, he actually borrows money from his mother, who he bad mouths all the time, to pay our landlord the rent, and all because he spends our money ment for rent on his marijuana, booze, and golfing habits!

Karen - The writing is on the wall, Marie, you need to dump Michael Potato Head and upgrade. It's bad enough your sex life is horrible, you shouldn't be broke too. What did we learn today?

Marie - I need to upgrade my situation, and ASAP. You're the best, Karen. :)

by DoYouLikeApples July 16, 2010

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