Postma 

Postma

Mr Postma has arrived.

Postma by Steve's May 15, 2017

postma 

this gay ass bitch who feels the need to stare at you 24/7 and try to call you out just bc your booty is better than hers

“omg she has it OUT for you” “nothing new with that bitchass postma”

postma by Idfcanymore March 26, 2019

Postmadonna 

A person who came after Madonna.

Sarah was a Postmadonna, being born after august 16, 1958

Postmadonna by F1n3 July 19, 2011

portmantbro 

A portmanteau is where two or more words are combined to make a new word (e.g. bootylicious, turducken).

A portmantbro is a portmanteau where one of combined words is "bro" (e.g. brogrammer, broga, humphrey brogart, broadkill, etc).

Me: I tried going to broga for the first time yesterday, turns out it was a bunch of brogrammers. I was totally broadkill.

Grandma: Can you go a single sentence without using a portmantbro?

Me: Chillax Humphrey Brogart.

portmantbro by Loren David Newman January 4, 2013

Postal 2

The Best Fucking Game Of All Time

Person 1 - "Have you played Postal 2"
Person 2 - "NO"
Person 1 -"Fucking Drink Anti-Freeze"

Postal 2 by Dankus Memeus420 March 24, 2018

Lick Her Postage Stamp

To eat her ass out. Eat booty.

When I get home tonight I’m gonna lick her postage stamp.

Lick Her Postage Stamp by Dick Onchin April 12, 2020

postamory 

noun

From post (after) and amory (love), postamory is the state or practice of having no further romantic relationships due to poor history with relationships.

I've had it! Every relationship I've been in has been a total disaster! Forget polyamory . . . I'm postamory!

postamory by Max C. Webster, III April 7, 2010