The act of taking a dump in a box and mailing it to your boss or another important person.
Joe: “I am so mad at my boss!”
Bob: “Man, you should send that bitch a Swedish Postcard!”
by DirtyD07 March 7, 2019
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An individual who dons the punk rock "uniform" (black leather jacket, boots, spikes, mohawk, etc.) to create an identity for themself and who assumes they are superior to others because of their punkasfuck look.
1. Jamie is such a postcard punk.
2. Dresses like a postcard every day but all of the spikes and patches in the world can't make up for the clockwork orange make-up.
by Alexxxyoumug April 8, 2008
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A poseur in british terms.
Some gay guy on a post card.
"Dude, im so punk rock because i have a studded leather jacket, and my mohawk just got dyed green."
" No, that makes you a postcard punk, punk isnt about leather jackets or a fucking hair style, its being yourself."
by Willybob n0kopants August 6, 2004
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Back in the 80's tourists started to take a lot of pictures with punks. This became a well known phenomenon and tourists would seek out punks from certain locations.

It became a source of income for some punks. Even today you can still find Postcard Punks at Piccadilly, though for many it's more cosplay for money than actual punk lifestyle.
Leo always had beer money, he spent his summers in London as a postcard punk.
by Mici March 3, 2021
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Postcard sized photographs or printed images of nudes published in the latter 19th century. Many came from the French magazine La Beaute that published 75 monthly poses for artists. They were not literally postcards as they were illegal to mail
Gary:What are those billy?

Billy:What is what?

Gary:Those mini nude pics.

Billy:Those are French Postcards.
by The King_50 April 4, 2009
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Child porn.

Named after the eponymous island, where a case of systematic child abuse was uncovered at an orphanage.
You hear that the police took away old Jack after he downloaded a bunch of Jersey Postcards? Always had my doubts...
by Another_Oz March 7, 2008
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When everything he/she says sounds like it could be stripped from a postcard

i.e. saying subjective generalities that could all individually be placed on a postcard
Ethan said the other day that everyone is perfect in their own way and and that perfection is different for everyone!
Dude, he's got some mad postcard quotes
by nigcock2000 October 25, 2014
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