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Post-pooned

Post-pooned: ppp (past passive participle) from the trans. verb "post-poon," meaning to deny someone access to a woman's poon, i.e. vagina.

The female version of "cockblocked."
My friend Gloria, who is a lesbian, was telling me about meeting this awesome chick at Home Depot. But when she tried to get her number, Gloria's hot friend Kaitlyn, who is also a lesbian, barged in and totally post-pooned her.
Post-pooned by Bobby Eaton July 24, 2011
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post-poned 

post-poned (verb tr. pst tnse)

an aggressive and conclusive refutation/smackdown of an online/social media statement, assertion or other communique i.e. a "post"

etym. ("post" i.e. digitally rendered communication) + ("poned" past tense of "pone" meaning to aggressively counteract or neutralize something)
"Did you see Kelly's argument w/ that pitbull forum on Reddit? She shut down the sanctimonious bullies leading the group with 1 paragraph"

"Yes, it was they were absolutely post-poned"
post-poned by Content-ment411 March 29, 2020

Postponed Birthday Sex 

to postpone the birthday sex to a day in the near future!
He wanted some birthday sex but was busy on his birthday so they had some postponed birthday sex the week after.

postponed 

cause or arrange for (something) to take place at a time later than that first scheduled.
Due to circumstances beyond our control, the event has now been postponed. Please hold on to your tickets as we try to look for new dates
postponed by what do i care 125 October 16, 2020

Postphoned 

A meeting or event that you're planning to attend but which is cancelled at the last minute by cellphone.
Broseph: "Hey, aren't you supposed to be meeting Jane for coffee now?"
Me: "Yeah, I was supposed to but she postphoned."
Postphoned by sijafo June 27, 2010

postpooned 

When someone reschedules a booty call for a later date.
Abbie and I were supposed to hook up last night but she cancelled at the last second and postpooned it until Saturday
postpooned by Dave's Not Here, Man October 17, 2023

postponed show depression 

When your musical is postponed due to the coronavirus so everyone crystallizes at dress rehearsal and people dont come to school the next day.
person 1: "Where's Alison?"

person 2: " Didnt you hear, she got postponed show depression!"
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