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#1 Dude, Simon just pulled a rabbit out of his ass!
#2 What!? That's awesome!
#1 No, it's possume!
Possume by Ledeman May 20, 2011
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Possumed'd 

The act of pretending to be asleep without pants on in order to get others to violate your anus.

Possuming is also used to describe this putrid act
Faizian possumed'd the entire party without them realizing it. He loves waking up not being able to walk.
Possumed'd by PIIHB August 19, 2009
(v.) A portmanteau of "postulate" and "assume." Derived from a misinterpretation of "possumming," to act like a possum.
I possume that people would understand the meaning of the word through the context of the sentence.
possume by Raaaa July 25, 2012

Possumology 

The study of possums. A real science.
She's a scientist who studies possums. You know, a possumologist who practices possumology.

gutted possume

she had a nice gutted possume.

ew thats one smelly gutted possum.
gutted possume by pussdawg April 13, 2010
something post-requiem
that 
assumes
a role
in society.
Wait, what? What do you mean possume?
Possume by ThaoNeguY July 6, 2011