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A female will lay on her back and elevate her rectum skyward. Meanwhile, a friend will assist her by holding open the first lady's sphincter and providing support to maintain the elevated position. A third person will then pour the regular ingredients of a pancake, one at a time, into the first lady's rectum; pancake mix, oil, and eggs, and milk (note: please refer to pancake mix box for clarification, and crack eggs FIRST, but do not include shells; unless you are totally fucked up). The mixture is then shaken inside her by the second and third parties, and then poured onto an appropriately preheated electric griddle. Add syrup and enjoy.
After a long night of drinking, all I crave is a Portuguese pancake.
by nightassmonkey October 10, 2009

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