by wordbird_5000 April 17, 2010
by eucomo3bananaspordia June 17, 2023
European country that seems to send half-it's population to small towns every year.
Primary exports: Men (often more cocky than they deserve to be); Women (Hot until they turn thirty, then they shink and undergo some mutating process); Chourico (tasty!).
Primary exports: Men (often more cocky than they deserve to be); Women (Hot until they turn thirty, then they shink and undergo some mutating process); Chourico (tasty!).
by Firebird_one July 27, 2005
A banana-republic kind of place.
Corruption,poverty, no light at the end of the tunnel...
Barely located in Europe...but the poor and no prospects one.
Corruption,poverty, no light at the end of the tunnel...
Barely located in Europe...but the poor and no prospects one.
Guy 1: What? 10 new football statiums but no civilized-world health care services??
Guy 2: It's Portugal my friend.
Guy 2: It's Portugal my friend.
by depro February 13, 2008
by Sam January 28, 2005
A beach close to Spain. Mostly populated by a race of small people with very short legs which don't support them very well.
When they try to play games, such as football, they fall over a lot.
They cry when they get up off the floor and realise they haven't got a penalty, the ref didn't help them this time and they've lost again.
When they try to play games, such as football, they fall over a lot.
They cry when they get up off the floor and realise they haven't got a penalty, the ref didn't help them this time and they've lost again.
Portugal cheated against England and Holland and lost twice to Greece. They have never won a major tournament and are never likely to.
by Rui Caralho July 9, 2004
A small country on the western most part of Europe. The portuguese men suffer from small-country-syndrome A.K.A. small-pecker-syndrome. All they know how to talk about is soccer although they play with no shoes.
Portugal suffers from small-country-syndrome.
by VinLova January 23, 2008