Port Locking is similar to that of port blocking, you basically use your network switch or device to stop a defined port communicating via your computer
Andrew portlocked the port on his network so his Mother could not use IRC. Portlock was used on 6667
A lady of whom lives in England in the happiest town of Yorkshire, loves a bit of Keith all over her eyebrows, she also has an amazing boyfriend called lurm da mo fucking sperm
If you ever meet an Ava portlock she will warm your heart with glee the second you look into her eyes if you do become friends never ever let her go because e if she leaves ur life will be a wreck
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'