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Portlock 

Port Locking is similar to that of port blocking, you basically use your network switch or device to stop a defined port communicating via your computer
Andrew portlocked the port on his network so his Mother could not use IRC. Portlock was used on 6667
Portlock by ChrisMW December 26, 2009

claire portlock 

A lady of whom lives in England in the happiest town of Yorkshire, loves a bit of Keith all over her eyebrows, she also has an amazing boyfriend called lurm da mo fucking sperm
Claire Portlock is a sexy mo fucker
claire portlock by Lurmdasperm January 4, 2018

Ava portlock 

If you ever meet an Ava portlock she will warm your heart with glee the second you look into her eyes if you do become friends never ever let her go because e if she leaves ur life will be a wreck
Guy 1”omg is that Ava portlock”
Guy 2yep
Ava portlock by Itzmemen December 7, 2019
PotLock is a platform for funding public goods
I just donated on PotLock
potlock by OGBlunted January 3, 2024
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026