Porterville

The butt hole rim of California populated by mostly mexicans. Where white people are left with only memories of better times before their son developed a meth addiction and their daughter became a cowboy. The town so small and insignificant, that when describing its location you must refer to other small towns around it.

-"Where is Porterville?"
"Do you know where Visalia is?"
-"No."
"What about Bakersfield?"
-"Yes"
"Okay, it's just north of Bakerfield..."

by Hycus Tiberius O'Brallaghan March 21, 2016

Porterville

Town of about 60,000 people in California. Has increased in population dramatically over the last 10 years.
Composed of 60% hispanic, 35% white, and 5% asian,middle eastern.

Where you from?
Porterville

by Pookah April 12, 2006

Porterville Tamale

Using the armpit as means for fornication.

Man, that vagina was so loose, we had to do the Porterville Tamale.

by tamale expert May 15, 2011