A low unintelligent life form who uses Grammarly to spell hi he is the bro but is a bit of a saffa and cannot be trusted with ur mom anyhow he plays football is pretty tall and wears kyrie 2 but doesn't play basketball like what do u mean they are a basketball shoe like give em to me fam anyways porter is a mindless saffa
by GANGNIGA July 31, 2019
A very lonely and neglected child who remains neglected throughout their adult life. Usually bullied by others about it.
by VictorianKid64 September 22, 2011
by Albert G July 22, 2009
An absolute loser. Will annoy you to death about anything that theese people can get their grubby hands on. Do not interact with theese people they are very salty and annoying.
Porter is a homosexual.
by King Koolaid Rool January 31, 2019
(verb) When you are having sex and then your partner's dad walks in and makes you suck his dick before he goes to work.
by Your dad is hella cute June 13, 2018
An inefficient path to your destination based on poorly conceived calculations; going out of your way or taking a more time-consuming route
ORIGIN: Driving through Atlanta traffic during rush hour when trying to get from GAINESVILLE, FL to Athens, Ga
ORIGIN: Driving through Atlanta traffic during rush hour when trying to get from GAINESVILLE, FL to Athens, Ga
Where have you been? It's the 4th inning...did you take the Porter Bypass?
I've got a lot of time to kill, so I'm going to take the Porter Bypass.
I think we can beat them, it looks like they're taking the Porter Bypass.
I've got a lot of time to kill, so I'm going to take the Porter Bypass.
I think we can beat them, it looks like they're taking the Porter Bypass.
by Victor Cromwell January 26, 2009