A failed tourist village with a population made up mostly of senior citizens. It attempts to be like Lexington but without the investment in business. It has a vibrant downtown area with 5 whole businesses, and a siren that goes off every day at noon, or when an old lady locks herself out of her house.
Person 1: I live in Port Sanilac.
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: An hour north of Port Huron.
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Florida of Michigan?
Person 1: That's the one.
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: An hour north of Port Huron.
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Florida of Michigan?
Person 1: That's the one.
by Mechaghostman2 January 28, 2018
A place out in BFE that nnobody goes to and everyone knows everyone. A country town of sugar beats and corn.
Person One: "I Live In Port Sanilac"
Person Two: "Your Live Where?"
Person One: "Like And Hour Away From Port Huron"
Person Two: "Your Live Where?"
Person One: "Like And Hour Away From Port Huron"
by Dudda August 18, 2008